Posted by: episystechpubs | March 6, 2018

Editor’s Corner: Church Bulletins, Part 4

Today I have some more church bulletin items from Did You Read That? by Derric Johnson. Enjoy!

  1. Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome. Everyone come for a fun time.
  2. The “Over 60s Choir” will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
  3. Evening Massage at 6:00 p.m.
  4. Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me in My Little Bed” accompanied by the Pastor.
  5. There will be a potluck supper with prayer and medication to follow.
  6. The associate Pastor unveiled the Church’s new Tithing Campaign slogan last Sunday: “I UPPED MY PLEDGE…UP YOURS.”
  7. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan Cowles in preparing for the girth of their first child.
  8. Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
  9. The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
  10. Beginning November 5, Pastor Hodges will lead a six-part series on the book of Genesis. Were Adam and Eve really naked in the Garden? Come and see for yourself.
  11. As the maintenance of the churchyard is becoming increasingly costly, it would be appreciated if those who are willing would clip the grass around their own graves.
  12. Tonight the youth choir will be singing, “Joshua Fit the Battle of Geritol.”
  13. The topic of discussion for our PROSPECTIVE PARENTS SEMINAR is “Should your little boy be circus sized?”
  14. Remember the Children’s Ministry Fund Raiser…Our kids make great snacks.
  15. THE WEDNESDAY NIGHT DINNER SPECIAL: Turkey – $3.75, Beef – $3.50, Chicken – $3.25, Children – $2.50.
  16. Sermon: Samson’s Head in Delilah’s Lap
    Invitation Hymn: Leave It There

Kara Church

Technical Editor, Advisory

619-542-6773 | Ext: 766773

Symitar Documentation Services

NOTICE: This electronic mail message and any files transmitted with it are intended
exclusively for the individual or entity to which it is addressed. The message,
together with any attachment, may contain confidential and/or privileged information.
Any unauthorized review, use, printing, saving, copying, disclosure or distribution
is strictly prohibited. If you have received this message in error, please
immediately advise the sender by reply email and delete all copies.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: