Today’s offering is the second half of the list I shared with you yesterday from various church bulletins. The following quotes are from Funny Typos and Grammar Errors That Bug Real Church Bulletins. Enjoy!
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch. The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow.
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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Please place your donation in the envelope a long with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”
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Don’t let worry kill you off—let the Church help.
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For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
Kara Church
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