Posted by: episystechpubs | January 2, 2018

Editor’s Corner: Church Bulletins

Good morning! I want to thank our coworker, Marvin Rau, for sending me an article that included some of these typos. I’ll spread them over two days so your laughter lasts twice as long! The following quotes are from Funny Typos and Grammar Errors That Bug Real Church Bulletins.

Thank goodness for dear old church ladies and gentlemen with word processors. These sentences that come from a collection in alphaDictonary.com actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services. For some inexplicable reason, typos and slips of language are funnier coming from church.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “Hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Kara Church

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