Good morning! I’ve been scraping the bottom of the barrel to find new church bulletin bloopers for you. Here are a few more for you from Pastors.com and Angelfire (no, I did not make that up). Enjoy!
- Don’t miss this Saturday’s exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
- We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
- A worm welcome to all who have come today.
- The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
- Applications are now being accepted for 2-year-old nursery workers.
- Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
- Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
- Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
- The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
- Hymn: “I Love Thee My Ford.”
- We would like to congratulate Tony and Renee on the birth of their 4th child this week.
- Revival Friday night with Jack Daniels!
- The Little Mothers Group will be meeting on Thursday mornings at 10:00 a.m. Anyone interested in becoming a Little Mother please see the Pastor in his study.
- A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
- Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
- Men’s Prayer Breakfast. No charge, but your damnation will be gratefully accepted.
- Instructions:
- The pastor will light his candle from the altar candles.
- The ushers will light their candle from the pastor’s candle.
- The ushers will turn and light each worshipper in the first pew.
I had a funny church sign photo, but my editor said it might offend some, so instead I will send you a photo of Harvey, my dog, who graduated from basic training a week ago. Hopefully this is not disturbing to you!
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