Posted by: Jack Henry | February 15, 2018

Editor’s Corner: Belated Valentine’s Day Puns

Happy belated Valentine’s Day. I am working remotely and didn’t get to spend the day with my sweetheart, but we’ve never been very into this holiday, anyway. Call me jaded, but this romantic holiday feels overly commercialized. Maybe my days working as a florist killed all the romance of this day.

So, as a means of sharing my humbug attitude about Valentines’ Day, I thought I’d offer you twelve really awful Valentine’s Day puns from (Click the link to see cute images that go along with the puns.)

  1. Olive you!
  2. We’re butter together. You’re my butter half.
  3. You’re my significant otter. I’m otterly in love with you.
  4. You’ve gotta pizza my heart
  5. I knead you! I loaf you!
  6. I love you more than I can bear. Life without you would be grizzly.
  7. Will you bee mine? We bee-long together, honey!
  8. I lava you very much. It was lava first sight.
  9. I love you watts. You turn me on.
  10. I find you ribbiting. I’m toad-ally into you.
  11. I’m really fondue you. You’re so grate.
  12. You’re fern-tastic. Don’t ever leaf me.

I know they’re horrible! That’s the point of puns. I hope your day is a good one.

Donna Bradley Burcher | Senior Technical Editor | Symitar®

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