Posted by: episystechpubs | July 24, 2015

Editor’s Corner: Friday Swifties

Happy Friday! Today I have more contest entries from our fabulously entertaining and intelligent co-workers! It is a privilege to work with such a great bunch of smart, industrious, fun people!

· “I voted for President Reagan,” said Tom electronically.
Scott Whitham

· “My wife is not pregnant,” said Tom unexpectedly.
Scott Whitham

· “Pass me part of that,” said Tom handsomely.
Scott Whitham

· “I have a new job as a federal pickle inspector,” said Tom diligently.
Scott Whitham

· “I don’t like to eat my mashed potatoes plain,” said Tom gravely.
Scott Whitham

· “I have these nice charts to use for my presentation,” said Tom graphically.
Scott Whitham

· “I broke my arm,” said Tom humorously.
Scott Whitham

· “Lamb chops and new potatoes are my favorite meal,” said Tom sheepishly.
Scott Whitham

· “I planted some new bushes around my patio,” said Tom hedgingly.
Scott Whitham

· “Boy, my head sure itches,” Tom said lousily.
Amy Wallace

· “I found the vampire and I handled him,” Tom said painstakingly.
Amy Wallace

· “I require less help that anyone else,” Jack said needlessly.
Alice Woodward

· “What do you mean, you don’t like white bread?” Tom asked wonderingly.
Barbara Fraire

· “Same sex marriage is legal in all fifty states!” Tom exclaimed gaily.
Barbara Fraire

· “The movie scared me,” said Tom fearfully.
Cathy Taylor

· “I didn’t sleep well,” said Tom tiredly.
Cathy Taylor

· “I look good in my tux”, said Tom formally.
Cathy Taylor

· “O, to win that unlimited supply of paper!” Tom exclaimed dreamily.
Cray Allred

· “Kara, these things are addictive! STOP ME, PLEASE!” said Christy ceaselessly.
Christy Armistead

· “What is the first day of the work week?” asked Tom mundanely. Christy Armistead

· “That’s twice you’ve fibbed to me!” said Tom paralyzingly.
Christy Armistead

· “The views from our house on the edge of the cliff are fantastic, but with all this rain our back yard seems to be disappearing,” said Tom erosionally.
David Foss

· "Underwear is fun to wear," said Tom briefly.
Emily Gershbein

· "I do not believe in Tarot readings," said Tom unfortunately.
Emily Gershbein

· "Lemon meringue pie is my favorite," said Tom zestfully.
Emily Gershbein

· "The baby’s kicking more than usual," she said expectantly.
Mary Fleenor

· “Meditation is my new passion!” she said transcendently.
Mary Fleenor

· “You cannot possibly disagree with me,” he said inarguably.
Mary Fleenor

· “The view from the top of the stairs is much better,” she said condescendingly.
Mary Fleenor

And a couple of Taylor Swifties from Dave Small:

· "Come on, let’s get a move on here," said Taylor swiftly.
Dave Small

· "I’m so cold, my teeth are chattering," said Taylor shakingly.
Dave Small

Kara Church

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