Posted by: episystechpubs | July 2, 2015

Editor’s Corner: Pre-Weekend Mondegreens

It’s a long weekend ahead, and here are some misheard song lyrics (a.k.a. mondegreens) from Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza, by Charles Grosvenor Jr.

I hope you have a safe Fourth of July!

Song Title Artist/Group Actual Lyrics Mondegreen
Falling Away from Me Korn Beating me down, down, into the ground Beating a clown, clown, into the ground
Every Ghetto Every City Lauren Hill Unaware of what we didn’t have Underwear is what we didn’t have
Bad Girl Madonna Bad girl, drunk by six Bad girl jumping sticks
Don’t Tell Me Madonna Like a calf down on its knees Eric Clapton on his knees
Shake It Off Mariah Carey Just like the Calgon commercial Just like the catfood commercial
The Dope Show Marilyn Manson We’re all stars now in the dope show We’re all stars now in the dog show
Family Affair Mary J. Blige So just dance for me Soldiers dance for me
Enter Sandman Metallica It’s just the beast under your bed It’s Judas Priest under your bed
For Whom the Bell Tolls Metallica Make his fight on the hill Naked fight on the hill
Sad But True Metallica Sad but true Sacred troll
Smokin’ in the Boys Room Mötley Crüe Put me to work in the school bookstore Could be the Wookie ‘n the school bookstore
Wild Side Mötley Crüe Liars and the martyrs Lions alma maters

Kara Church

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