Posted by: episystechpubs | June 19, 2015

Editor’s Corner: Be the Biscuit

I hope you have a very happy weekend! Here are some misheard song lyrics (a.k.a. mondegreens) from Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza, by Charles Grosvenor Jr.

Song Title Artist/Group Actual Lyrics Mondegreen
Hollaback Girl Gwen Stefani I ain’t no hollaback girl I ain’t no Harley bat girl
Get out the Map Indigo Girls We’ll leave the figuring to those we pass on our way out of town We’ll give the finger to those we pass on our way out of town
Hammer and a Nail Indigo Girls From a chin in a hand and a thoughtful pose From a chin in a hand and a potted rose
Jenny from the Block Jennifer Lopez I’m still, I’m still

Jenny from the block

Amstel, Amstel

Jenny from the block

Love Don’t Cost a Thing Jennifer Lopez Think I wanna drive your Benz? Think I wanna dry Depends?
A Public Affair Jessica Simpson All the cameras, come out, for a public affair All the camels, come out, for a bit of a pear
No Such Thing John Mayer I’m gonna bust out the double doors I’m gonna bust out the devil dogs
Neon John Mayer She’s always buzzing just like neon, neon She’s always buzzing just like Eeyore, Eeyore
Like I Love You Justin Timberlake Just be limber, baby Justin Timber, baby
Somewhere Only We Know Keane Somewhere only we know Somewhere a weevil
Miss Independent Kelly Clarkson No longer need to be defensive No longer need to be the biscuit
Mr. Brightside The Killers I’m Mr. Brightside I missed the price sign
Somebody Told Me The Killers Heaven ain’t close in a place like this You’ll never need clothes in a place like this

Kara Church

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