Posted by: episystechpubs | May 22, 2015

Editor’s Corner: You’ve got the breadstick on you

Happy Friday! I hope you all have a fabulous three-day weekend. To start you off right, here are some misheard song lyrics (a.k.a. mondegreens) from Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza, by Charles Grosvenor Jr.

Song Title Artist/Group Actual Lyrics Mondegreen
Strangelove Depeche Mode Strange highs and strange lows Strange eyes and strange nose
Wide Open Spaces Dixie Chicks As her folks drive away, her dad yells, “Check the oil!” As her folks drive away, her dad yells, Chucky Boil!”
Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting Elton John I may sink a little drink and shout out, “She’s with me!” I may sink a little drink and shout out, “She’s a man!”
Tiny Dancer Elton John Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
Superman Eminem Rot in pieces?

Aww that’s great.

Rotten peaches?

Aww that’s great.

Sugar, We’re Going Down Fall Out Boy I’m watching you two from the closet I’m watching YouTube from the closet
Ready or Not The Fugees I’ll be Nina Simone I’ll be needing some more
Friends in Low Places Garth Brooks I’m not big on social graces I’m not big on sausage gravy
Papa Loved Mama Garth Brooks Papa’s in the pen Papa’s in Depends
Keep Away Godsmack Do like I told you,

stay away from me

Dude, I got your chew, stay away from me
The Anthem Good Charlotte Another loser anthem I’ll never use a rat comb
Girls and Boys Good Charlotte Girls don’t like boys,

Girls like cars and money

Girls don’t like boys,

Girls like cows and bunnies

We Believe Good Charlotte Let forgiveness wash away the pain Let the Guinness wash away the pain
Dare Gorillaz You’ve got to press it on you You’ve got the breadstick on you

Kara Church

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