Posted by: episystechpubs | May 8, 2015

Editor’s Corner: Bird in Disguise

It’s a rainy Friday here in San Diego, so we definitely need a little pre-weekend pick-me-up with some mondegreens. Today’s misheard song lyrics are from Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza, by Charles Grosvenor Jr.

Song Title Artist/Group Actual Lyrics Mondegreen
Where It’s At Beck I got two turntables and a microphone I got two tin cans and a microphone

I got Toontown tables and a microphone

Me, Myself, and I Beyoncé I’m dealing with your three kids in my home I’m dealing with the crickets in my home
Hey Mama The Black Eyed Peas Cutie, cutie Cooty, cooty
All the Small Things Blink 182 All the small things, true care, truth brings All the small things, Drew Carey sings
Bad Medicine Bon Jovi Bad medicine is what I need Sam Kinison is what I need
Livin’ on a Prayer Bon Jovi Take my hand, we’ll make it, I swear Take my pants, we’ll make it, I swear
Brilliant Disguise Bruce Springsteen Is that you baby, or just a brilliant disguise Is that you baby, or just a bird in disguise
1, 2 Step Ciara This beat is automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh This beat is hydroponic, supersonic, smelling fresh
Oh Ciara Oh, round here we riding slow Oh, round here they fry ‘em slow
Trouble Coldplay And they spun a web for me And they spammed the Web for me
Yellow Coldplay Look at the stars Lou Cat, the Scar
Euro-Trash Girl Cracker Euro-trash girl You’re a trash girl
Higher Creed To a place where blind men see To a place where linemen sing
My Sacrifice Creed My sacrifice My sack of rice

Kara Church

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