Posted by: episystechpubs | November 14, 2014

Editor’s Corner: Crazy Train

Is it really Friday already? We all know what Friday means! It’s time for mondegreens! Today’s selection of misheard song lyrics is brought to you by Hit Me with Your Pet Shark: Misheard Lyrics of the 1980s, by Charles Grosvenor Jr.

Song Title Artist/Group Mondegreen Actual Lyrics
A Little More Love Olivia Newton-John It gets me nowhere,
With an Italian nose
It gets me nowhere,

To tell you no

Your Love The Outfield Josie has a PlayStation far away Josie’s on a vacation far away
Crazy Train Ozzy Osbourne I’m going out with Ray and his crazy friends I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
Hit Me with Your Best Shot Pat Benatar Hit me with your pet shark Hit me with your best shot
Love Is a Battlefield Pat Benatar Octopus glowing
Love is a battlefield
Both of us knowing

Love is a battlefield

Shadows of the Night Pat Benatar We’re riding with our saddles on tonight We’re running with the shadows of the night
Domino Dancing Pet Shop Boys Olé, olé

Watch the world fall down

All day, all day

Watch them all fall down

Shock the Monkey Peter Gabriel Choco-monkey Shock the monkey
Sledgehammer Peter Gabriel I’ve kicked the rabbit

Shaved my skin

I’ve kicked the habit
Shed my skin
Against All Odds Phil Collins You’re the Obi-Wan, who really knew me at all You’re the only one, who really knew me at all
Another Brick in the Wall, Part II Pink Floyd No “Dukes of Hazzard” in the classroom No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Comfortably Numb Pink Floyd I have a cold

Comfort me, Mum

I have become

Comfortably numb

Kara Church

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