Posted by: Jack Henry | August 23, 2013

Editor’s Corner: Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Okay, no chicken dinners today, but I do have two winners to announce for the Editor’s Corner contest that ended last week. I would like to thank Steve Hooper, Senior VP of Payment Strategy at iPay Solutions, for signing up as a new subscriber to Editor’s Corner and writing a lovely letter that encouraged ten other people to sign up. In addition to my undying appreciation, Steve gets a $25 Amazon gift certificate!

Our other winner is Casey Hughes, the QA Manager of Teller and Voice. Casey had the Mad Lib that got the most laughs and she wins a $25 Amazon gift certificate for her creativity. As promised, Casey’s Mad Lib is here:

How to Cross a Piranha-Infested River

If you are traveling in Zimbabwe and find yourself having to cross a piranha-filled river, here’s how to do it swiftly:

· Piranhas are more hideous during the day, so cross the river at night.

· Avoid areas with netted hippo traps—piranhas may be dancing there looking to twerk them!

· When shopping in the river, swim promptly. You don’t want to wake them up and make them gorgeous!

· Whatever you do, if you have an open wound, try to find another way to get back to the the office. Piranhas are attracted to fresh Kool-Aid and will most likely take a bite out of your big toe if you are strutting in the water!

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