Posted by: episystechpubs | August 28, 2015

Editor’s Corner: Still More Swifties

I thought this would be the last day for Tom Swifties, but we have so many that I’m dividing them up over two more weeks. Here is another set of Swifties for your Friday enjoyment.

Todd Herrick

· “Hey! I told you guys to cut that out,” said Tom incisively.

· “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times,” said Tom redundantly.

· “Do you want chocolate in your milk?” said Tom quickly.

Robert Trescott

· “I’ve catalogued an official list of howitzers for Jane’s Publications,” said Tom, canonically.

· “I’m going to sell Farmer Joe’s mushrooms, then buy a European vacation,” said Tom, hoping his plan was fungible.

Kevin Camp

· “I have your biopsy results,” Tom said benignly.

· “Guess I shouldn’t have tried to steal from the sheik,” Tom said offhandedly.

Jon Hillstead

· “Hm…Saturday; should I start my daily chores or my weekly chores?” said Tom dualistically.

Jon Estes

· “Don’t worry, I know we’ll find your lost pet” she said doggedly!

· “Well. That’s the end of that” he said apocalyptically.

Jerianne Strange

· “In the winter, I miss eating cantaloupe,” said Tom, with a touch of melancholy.

· “I’m looking forward to a whitewater excursion,” Tom said rapidly.

Jeremy Anderson

· “Here are my literary submissions,” I said literally.

· “That’s a fact Jack,” Jack said matter-of-factly.

· “I spilled water on my keyboard,” he told the PC tech accidently.

· “Frank, I am going to bill your department for that,” the PC tech responded frankly.

James Hall

· “I’m taking over the nest!” he hissed broodingly.

· “I’m not a cow!” she shouted bullheadedly.

· “I’m making the grocery list now,” he mumbled listlessly.

· “I’m not lazy!” he complained lethargically.

· “I can’t stand Tolkien’s ramblings,” she stated mythologically.

James Folkerts

· “I really enjoy cartoon elephants,” said Tom Babarously.

· “I think that insect just sneezed,” said Tom fluently.

· “Brevity is best,” said Tom supercalifragilisticexpialidociously.

George Duda

· “The nail through your foot will feel better once I remove it,” said Dr. Tom painstakingly.

· “I know it hurts but don’t cry,” said Tom sadistically.

Amy Wallace

· “I fed the pigs,” said Tom sloppily.

· “As well as French and German, I also speak binary,” Tom said logically.

Alice Woodward

· “The jury said he was not guilty by reason of insanity,” said Dave judgmentally.

· “The smell in here is horrible,” said Greg instinctively.

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