Posted by: episystechpubs | August 21, 2015

Editor’s Corner: Nifty Swifties for Friday

It’s Friday and that means it is time for more Tom Swifties from the audience. Here are more submissions from friends, clients, co-workers, and family.

Samantha Armistead

· “One day that man will be promoted from captain,” said Tom admirably.

· “I need to take a shower,” said Tom aloofly.

· “I think I’ve gained weight,” said Tom ambiguously.

· “That Thanksgiving dinner was excellent,” said Tom awfully.

· “I once met Gwyneth Paltrow’s mother,” said Tom blithely.

· “I guess that Willis guy was okay in the Die Hard movies,” said Tom brusquely.

· “I do not have a round head,” said Tom cavalierly.

Scott Whitham

· “Bo and Luke Duke are my favorite TV characters,” said Tom hazardously.

· “I hurt my finger while cutting this ribeye,” said Tom painstakingly.

· “This picnic pest is ill,” said Tom fluently.

· “Slow down when you drive through a school zone,’ said Tom idly.

· “I have nothing to hold my canvas while I paint,” said Tom uneasily.

Client Relations Team

· “How many days until pay day? “ she asked brokenly.

· “The HR Reps. try to keep the company out of hot water,” Cheryl said swimmingly.

· “I quit,” Joe sighed resignedly.

· “I’m on PTO next week,” he said absentmindedly.

Steve Jones

· “I never dreamed we would be swallowed by a giant stag on our first camping trip. Be that as it may, I can’t think of anyone I’d rather muck about within a buck than you,” said Tom endearingly.

Todd Herrick

· “I really like tropical fruit,” said Tom passionately.

· “I think you’re the prettiest girl in the contest,” said Tom judiciously.

Cathy Taylor

· “The test was hard,” said Tim quizzically.

· “I installed a new security system,” said Tom alarmingly.

· “I’m sorry I missed my appointment,” said Tom belatedly.

Dave Small (and another Taylor Swiftie)

· "I’m never going to find true love," said Taylor broken-heartedly.

Daniel Martin

· “I’m not going to punch you,” said Tom pacifistically.

· “Ask me again in seven days,” said Tom weakly.

· “Let’s have a lightsaber fight, Vader,” said Tom offhandedly.

Eileen Kreckman

· “Yes, you can use a handbag to cut up these insects,” said Tom with perseverance

Dustin Banks

· “I’m sure that anvil was meant for the Road Runner” Tom said overwily.

Dax Avelino Tuazon

· “I love the beaches in San Diego,” said Tom pacifically.

· “I love cherries from the Northwest,” said Tom numbingly.

David Romano

· “I love red meat, but my doctor says it’s not healthy,” said Tom painstakingly.

· “I don’t care what people say, defense does not win championships,” said Tom offensively.

Kara Church

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