It’s been a couple of months since I provided you with misheard song lyrics (a.k.a. mondegreens) from Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza, by Charles Grosvenor Jr.
Let’s start the weekend off right!
| Song Title | Artist/Group | Actual Lyrics | Mondegreen |
| Down in It | Nine Inch Nails | I was up above it | I was up a bunny |
| Head Like a Hole | Nine Inch Nails | Black as your soul | Bark like a troll |
| Hurt | Nine Inch Nails | What have I become
My sweetest friend? |
What have I done
My Swedish friend? |
| In Bloom | Nirvana | Sell the kids for food | Syracuse is a fool |
| Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | Here we are now
Entertain us |
Here we are now
Mashed potatoes |
| Just a Girl | No Doubt | Take this pink ribbon off my eyes | Take this big chicken off my eye |
| Big Poppa | Notorious B.I.G. | I love it when you call me Big Poppa | I love it when you feed me fresh pasta |
| Up Against the Wall | NSYNC | She turned around and she worked in the worst way | She turned around and she burped in the worst way |
| Champagne Supernova | Oasis | A champagne supernova in the sky | A suped up Chevy Nova with some guy |
| Hey Ya! | Outkast | Shake it like a Polaroid picture | Shake it like a corduroy preacher |
| Crazy Train | Ozzy Osbourne | I’m going off the rails on a crazy train | I’m going after elves on a crazy trains |
| Bark at the Moon | Ozzy Osbourne | Bark at the moon | Pocket the mole! |
Kara Church
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